Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.
Don RicklesWhen you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
Don RicklesIn the old days, that was my ad-lib for hecklers in the joints I worked. It stuck with me. I hardly say it now, say, to fans, even though people do send me hockey pucks.
Don Rickles