I was a mother's boy.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

You've got to be able to sell yourself.

I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.