L.A. is such a different place. I miss New York so much. I almost teared up when I came back and wanted a Guinness and realized I could drink it and take a cab home. I remembered that I could be a functional alcoholic in New York, like I used to be!

I lost my virginity junior year of college, I was 21... I was awkward, and I was raised Jehovah's Witness so I thought sex was bad, I thought I was going to go to hell, and get AIDS immediately.

I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.

If it makes you nervous- you're doing it right.

I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's