You have to be real with yourself. No one is doing that. People are too concerned with making everything look nice and calm and pretty.

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

To all my fans who's saying Donald Glover about to blow, just give me six months so you can say I told you so.

I refuse to go back to not liking who I was.

We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on the board, and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing; they were just sitting there screaming, just screaming. Kids had to get carted out; kids were screaming. Kids had to get carted out, and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11 'cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.

I hate it when you really think you're getting something good... and you don't listen to your dudes when you really should.