The worst is feeling worthless.

But I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I put all my effort into.

I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.

You started rapping when you wasn't good at basketball. I started rapping because I needed Adderall.

Girls who used to tell me I ain't cool enough now text me pics saying you can tear this up!

I don't think I'm good, I don't think I'm a good rapper. I think a lot of people always want me to battle somebody and stuff like that which is cool, but I don't see myself as a rapper.

I hate it when you really think you're getting something good... and you don't listen to your dudes when you really should.