The worst is feeling worthless.

Most people think I'm Danny Glover's son when they meet me. So when they ask, I say 'No, I'm Crispin Glover's son.' Then we stare at each other for a long time.

Bright lights, they tend to burn out fast. So I shine bright, but I'm scared that it won't last.

If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think.'

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

You have to be real with yourself. No one is doing that. People are too concerned with making everything look nice and calm and pretty.

Twitter does have an effect on everything - things you put out there, they are out there for good.