The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.

The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.

I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.