Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!

Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to screw your whole neighborhood.

Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.

A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!