[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style.

Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.

Go to the Martin Beck Theatre and watch Katherine Hepburn run the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I'll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!

Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)

Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.