[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style.

I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

There was a reason for the cost of those perfectly plain black dresses.

The ones I like are ‘cheque’ and ‘enclosed.’

[To the British actor who annoyed her by repeated references to his busy 'shedule':] I think you're full of skit.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.