Don't feel bad when I die; I've been dead for a long time.

[At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven't talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today - including the bride and groom.

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill. Shame and woe to us, if we our wealth obey; The horse doth with the horseman away.

A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.

Because your eyes are slant and slow, Because your hair is sweet to touch, My heart is high again; but oh, I doubt if this will get me much.

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.