Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
People are more than fun than anybody.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
Scratch an actor and you'll find an actress.