The motion picture Deadpool was my favorite funny movie of [2016]. Something that I could just watch over and over again, because it's just so... he says so many things.

Obviously, you take the risk to step over the line any time you do something where comedians interact with each other. Like a roast, somebody's always going to cross over the line. As far as the public goes, I like feedback, I like to hear laughter, and I like the occasional pointed heckle, but it's true: Everybody thinks that they need to express their opinion now. There's been this sea change where people are constantly writing to me directly about stuff, where in the past you'd never hear about it, because nobody would try to find you to make one of their stupid comments.

Marijuana: why forget something tomorrow when you can forget it today?

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject.

Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it.

The thing is girls will always say you're lying when you say you had sex with them when you're lying about having sex with them.

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.