The thing is girls will always say you're lying when you say you had sex with them when you're lying about having sex with them.

A message to parents who think legalizing weed will make their kids want to try it: they will anyway.

The motion picture Deadpool was my favorite funny movie of [2016]. Something that I could just watch over and over again, because it's just so... he says so many things.

I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it.

LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies.

The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.

If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I'm not going to get mad at them, because I've put it out there that that's what I do.