More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.