More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.