Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.