Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.