A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.