Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.