Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.