It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.