Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.