Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Doug LarsonOne nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
Doug LarsonSometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Doug LarsonFor disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Doug Larson