The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.