Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.