A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.