The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.