Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.