A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.