Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.