Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.