The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.