How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.