The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.