Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.