Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.