Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.