Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.