A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.