Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.