Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.