Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.

Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.