Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.