Did you ever try to sleep sober?

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee.

Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.

I wish the 50 states would break up. Lose the centralised government. More choice. How do you want to live, there's 50 different ways! You hate black people? We've a state for that. You wanna have an abortion? Here's a state. I think we should just keep breaking up countries now so they become just individuals.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.