Did you ever try to sleep sober?

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

I have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.

The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years?

I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.