Did you ever try to sleep sober?

Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.

Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.

Your sins are what make you fantastic. It's what makes you alive. You should wear your sins on your sleeve. You should be trying to top your sins on a daily basis.