You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best... you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.

Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.