Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.
Doug StanhopeRaccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.
Doug StanhopeThe revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.
Doug Stanhope