Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.