Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.