Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.

Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk?

Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile.

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.