Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.
Doug StanhopeBefore you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.
Doug StanhopeHere's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.
Doug Stanhope