The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.

Controversial issues are always more interesting but I don't create material about a subject I have opinion on just because it's controversial. The most fun is having a point of view that the audience is generally against and presenting an argument that challenges their thinking.

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with.