The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?!

People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.

The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.