The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.

Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years?

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.