Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.