Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.