I recommend to you, in my last, an innocent piece of art: that of flattering people behind their backs, in presence of those who, to make their own court, much more than for your sake, will not fail to repeat, and even amplify, the praise to the party concerned. This is of all flattery the most pleasing, and consequently the most effectual.
Doug StanhopeYou want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.
Doug StanhopeI have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.
Doug StanhopeI couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
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