I recommend to you, in my last, an innocent piece of art: that of flattering people behind their backs, in presence of those who, to make their own court, much more than for your sake, will not fail to repeat, and even amplify, the praise to the party concerned. This is of all flattery the most pleasing, and consequently the most effectual.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.

Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn 'em and share 'em. Then come to the show.