I recommend to you, in my last, an innocent piece of art: that of flattering people behind their backs, in presence of those who, to make their own court, much more than for your sake, will not fail to repeat, and even amplify, the praise to the party concerned. This is of all flattery the most pleasing, and consequently the most effectual.

I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.

High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography.

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.