People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.

People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.

All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.

I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?!

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.