Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.
Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.
There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.
Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.
I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.
I don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something just because it's in the news. That's the guy that comes off like you have to be angry every week about new topics and snotty about something. That's what I'm trying to avoid.