I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.