If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.

The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

Abject flattery and indiscriminate assentation degrade, as much as indiscriminate contradiction and noisy debate disgust. But a modest assertion of one's own opinion, and a complaisant acquiescence in other people's, preserve dignity.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.