Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.
I don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something just because it's in the news. That's the guy that comes off like you have to be angry every week about new topics and snotty about something. That's what I'm trying to avoid.
Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.
Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.
Sex is free fun for poor people.
I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?!