If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.

I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.