Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.