Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

I have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.