Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

The characteristic of a well-bred man is, to converse with his inferiors without insolence, and with his superiors with respect and with ease.

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.