Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?
Doug StanhopePot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.
Doug StanhopeI'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.
Doug Stanhope