Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.

When you come out of that pink ugly hole onto this planet you're nothing but a gooey shrieking wrinkled ball of weakness.

Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!

I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, 'Gay pride, white power!' just to confuse people.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny.