The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile.

I drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.

People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.