You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."
Doug StanhopeI've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.
Doug StanhopeThe revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.
Doug Stanhope