When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.

The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying: 'What are you going to do about that, faggot?' That is cowardice. When the bullets start flying past that jock's saucer-shaped ears, that's not cowardice. That's payback.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

Did you ever try to sleep sober?