When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

The fact is that really no comedian sets out to offend you. Some comics enjoy the challenge of taking a subject that is likely to be found offensive and trying to make it funny‚ but the object is still to make you laugh. Offense is only a calculated risk. It's highly unlikely that a comedian whose only goal was to repulse you would ever make it past an open-mic stage, far less build a long career of touring theatres and television appearances.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years?