When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

Controversial issues are always more interesting but I don't create material about a subject I have opinion on just because it's controversial. The most fun is having a point of view that the audience is generally against and presenting an argument that challenges their thinking.

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

Abject flattery and indiscriminate assentation degrade, as much as indiscriminate contradiction and noisy debate disgust. But a modest assertion of one's own opinion, and a complaisant acquiescence in other people's, preserve dignity.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.