When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see whos funniest, with everyone treated equally.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.