There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.

The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

Comedy is like music; it builds on itself. Once someone comes up with a theory or a different way of doing things, people start to mimic it on some level. That's why you go back to the guys you loved in the 80s... and it just seems tired now, because it was all foundation.

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.