There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years?

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.