My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to tell me to do comedy before I even tried it. She was always up for any gag.
Doug StanhopeRaccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.
Doug StanhopeI go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.
Doug Stanhope