We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.

If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.

I go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

When I say that asian women are beautiful it's not a sexual thing. I'm not being degrading, I find them sexually repulsive.

How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's just trivial bullshit to get you rooting for the home team. You're not an American. You're a guy, you're a person, you're an individual.