We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?!

Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.

High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography.

The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying: 'What are you going to do about that, faggot?' That is cowardice. When the bullets start flying past that jock's saucer-shaped ears, that's not cowardice. That's payback.

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.