I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.
Doug StanhopeYou never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."
Doug StanhopeThe catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.
Doug Stanhope