Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?
Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.
I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.
The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.
Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.