I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee.

Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

Coward is the most misused word in our society.