Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.