America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

There are some occasions in which a man must tell half his secret, in order to conceal the rest; but there is seldom one in which a man should tell all. Great skill is necessary to know how far to go, and where to stop.

I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.