Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
Doug StanhopeThere are some occasions in which a man must tell half his secret, in order to conceal the rest; but there is seldom one in which a man should tell all. Great skill is necessary to know how far to go, and where to stop.
Doug StanhopeThere should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.
Doug Stanhope