Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

I am 42 years old and I have $9000, and I am out of ideas. I've nothing to spend it on. I'm bored shitless. I will die with that $9000.

We must not suppose that, because a man is a rational animal, he will, therefore, always act rationally; or, because he has such or such a predominant passion, that he will act invariably and consequentially in pursuit of it. No, we are complicated machines; and though we have one main spring that gives motion to the whole, we have an infinity of little wheels, which, in their turns, retard, precipitate, and sometime stop that motion.

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.