Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.
Doug StanhopeIf I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.
Doug StanhopeSeparation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.
Doug StanhopeChild pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.
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