I used to do boiler room telemarketing for a living, like hardcore fraud stuff that gets busted on 60 Minutes every week.
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
Coward is the most misused word in our society.
I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
Sex is free fun for poor people.