You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.