Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
Doug StanhopeI don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.
Doug StanhopeOld people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.
Doug Stanhope