You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.