Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
Doug StanhopePeople talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.
Doug StanhopeComplaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
Doug Stanhope