Did you ever try to sleep sober?
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.
Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.
Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.
Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD
There’s a fraudulent root element of comedy in that we say things night after night as though they are rolling effortlessly from the brain and off the tongue when in fact they are crafted over weeks and months and years.