If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

Abject flattery and indiscriminate assentation degrade, as much as indiscriminate contradiction and noisy debate disgust. But a modest assertion of one's own opinion, and a complaisant acquiescence in other people's, preserve dignity.

You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best... you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.

High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography.

If you're in high-school and you're not having fun, quit.