If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.

People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.

I am 42 years old and I have $9000, and I am out of ideas. I've nothing to spend it on. I'm bored shitless. I will die with that $9000.