If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.

Did you ever try to sleep sober?

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

Get the right to marry - and then don't.